Pet Peeves During Sex

There are things that men do that really really piss me off during sex, or during the sex experience. I never really vocalize them because it usually breaks the mood, and it can be a dealbreaker between getting cock and not getting cock at all, and surprisingly, men have very sensitive feelings about sex. Here are a few things that I would like to put out there, hopefully there are more women out there that feel the same way I do.

#1: PLEASE TAKE OFF YOUR SOCKS BEFORE SEX!! It's not fair to have to fuck someone when the girl is almost completely naked. It's kind of lame and so unsexy to see a guy with his tube socks up to his calfs trying to suck your nipples. What is it with guy's not taking their socks off during sex? Do they think that we don't notice that they're still wearing socks? Half of the time, I feel that when a guy doesn't take off his socks, he only wants you as a quickie, so the minute he's done, he can easily walk out the door after throwing on his clothes...so show some respect, guys...TAKE OFF YOUR SOCKS!!

#2: HAVING SEX ON BEDSHEETS THAT HAVE CARTOON CHARACTERS/SPORTS LOGOS ON THEM: Unless you're a avid sports/cartoon crazy fanatic and think it's hot that they're doing the nasty on top of Bugs Bunny or Pikachu, most girls are going to think you're freaking lame. How old are you, twelve?! Grow up and get some "manly men" sheets, it doesn't have to be intricate (you don't have to completely match your whole room, and if you did, we would definitely be scared if you knew how to match a complete bed set), but at least solid colors or stripes...we're going to think you haven't dropped any of your balls yet and never sleep with you again.

#3: FLOSS/BRUSH YOUR TEETH/EAT A MINT BEFORE TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH US!! Do you realize how disgusting it is to make out with someone who had just eaten and we're trying to wrestle tongues, to find bits of leftover food in your teeth, or worse, tasting your last meal on your breath? Ick...enough said...

#4: CLEAN YOUR PAD/ROOM BEFORE BRINGING US OVER TO FUCK! For one, if you wanted us to have sex all over your place, we would NOT be willing to sit on a kitchen counter that still had remnants of your PB&J on the counter...gross...so if you're one of those frisky guys that like to do it outside of the bedroom, please be sure you clean your place up before bringing us over.

#5: IF YOU'RE BRINGING US OVER FOR A DRINK BEFORE FUCKING, MAKE SURE YOU'RE SERVING US DRINKS IN A GLASS THAT IS MADE OF GLASS, AND IN THE CORRECT GLASS!! Most guys don't know the difference between a wine glass and a brandy glass, and we would certainly not appreciate being serve wine in a plastic cup. You know how we are, we like to be pampered, and if you want me to sleep with you, treat a girl right and serve her some wine in a WINE GLASS!!

#6: IF WE TELL YOU TO STOP DOING SOMETHING, STOP!! And this is basically during sex...a lot of guys tend to forget that girls are picky, if we don't like the shit you do down there, then stop doing it, it's just going to piss us off even more, and we'll regret sleeping with you later.

#7: DON'T BITE HARD ON CLIT/BOOBS: Unless you're into S&M and like getting hit on the boobs/clit, don't hurt a girl's areas too much or she will hate the ground you walk on. Not only will she stop fucking you, she will storm out, and you will regret ever biting hard on a girl, period.

#8: DO NOT SLOBBER ON US LIKE YOU'VE SEEN ON PORNOS!! For real, guys, that head shaking thing that you see on your favorite porn does not work for us. All that shit is fake! (Thanks GGMN) Don't believe everything you see on porn, we will not appreciate you later if we realize that you're a porn copycat.

#9: IF WE ARE WILLING TO DO A FAVOR BY SUCKING COCK, DO US A FAVOR BY EATING US OUT!! There are some men that don't like to eat pussy, and it's so not fair to us, when you men want us to go down there to suck cock. Why are there some out there that are too selfish to realize that they have to return the favor?? We have to make ourselves look good so you'd want to sleep with us again, did you think we would just want to sleep with you by just fucking you? No, we want the whole package, foreplay and all...no woman should go without getting her pussy eaten while she's getting fucked, seriously...

Yeah, I know that a lot of these are redundant and self-explanatory, but I guess I needed to rant...girls, send me your pet peeves, I'll try to include them on another post for you! Send e-mail to sex.confessions69@gmail.com or comment this page!