Porno Fiend

Porno. You know you watch it. I watch it. Everyone in this world watches it, even if they don’t admit to it or not. It’s everyone’s forbidden and secret pleasure, husbands hide it from their wives, wives hide it from their husbands, parents hide it from their children, children hide it from their parents, and so on and so forth. But what is the big deal about porno?

Everyone knows it’s awesome, watching people have sex in the privacy of your own home, so you can get off on your own. Others scoff at how “dirty” it is, devout-Christians forbid it, but it doesn’t make sense. How is porno so bad after all?

Well, from someone that used to be on the “against porno” side (yes, believe it or not), I always thought that porno would be something that separated relationships. There are couples that I know who would rather watch porno than sleep with their own significant others. REALLY?!? You live with free ass and pussy and you’d rather watch people butt-naked, faking having orgasms than fuck your wife or husband?! What the fuck is wrong with you??? And sadly enough, it’s true, so many people are stuck in relationships where the sex is bad, infrequent and unsatisfying. Then you find out that the person you’ve been with who hadn’t fucked you for so long had been watching porno all this time, and you get jealous. Yes, that’s right, jealous of porno. Which is why so many people’s lives and relationships can be broken because of porno.

Then, I became single, and sex became very, very infrequent. You needed visual stimulation to get yourself off, because the dick wasn’t even there to help you get by. Even a dildo couldn’t help you, because all you wanted was some real dick being shoved in your pussy, making you scream into an orgasm, and you wished there was someone there. So you started to watch a porno, and as you sat there, mesmerized by the naked bodies, watching quietly as you heard the whimpers, moans, grunts, snarled faces, and sweat of two, three or more people having so much pleasure, you couldn’t help but sit back, rub yourself between the legs, and wait until the explosion hit, out of breath as you continued on watching these unknown people fucking the night away.

I understand now that porno can’t be all bad. We are human, we have needs, and sometimes we have to fulfill them, even when there isn’t someone available to get you by. Sometimes you want to be able to jack off on your own, to understand your space and personal time, without having to be bothered by someone else to get you to your pleasure zone. Sometimes you want to pretend that you’re actually watching people have sex live, pretend that you were someone else fucking someone famous/rich/hot, and we all have the right to do so, just as long as we don’t cheat. And porno is a great escape to do all those wild fantasies in our heads without getting a limb chopped off by out significant others.

I usually watch straight Asian porn and guy-on-guy porn, mainly because the orgasms look a lot better than straight porn, seem more realistic, and the guys are a LOT hotter. Sometimes, white porn just infuriates me, why is it that the girl’s only the hot one and not the guy? I honestly don’t want to imagine some butt-ass redneck trying to fuck me while the chick is hot, that’s not fair to me, right? I guess porno makers don’t fully realize that women consume almost as much porno as men do, but they’re a bit behind on the times…

I guess that’s what I’ll be planning this Valentine’s Day then, another V-Day with no ass on the way…sigh…I guess it’s time to pull out the porno collection again…