Thursday, April 29, 2010

A Pet Peeve - Bad Penis Odor Can Make You Vomit??

Just a few days ago, I was talking to a gay friend of mine on Facebook, and he was telling me a very interesting story about a guy he had gone out with recently. Unfortunately, the date didn't turn out too well...

This friend of mine had told me that his date was HOT...All-American, clean-cut, preppy, you name it - then they went out, had dinner, then they ended up making out in his car, and THEN the guy opened his pants, asked my friend to suck his cock, and so he initiates...

My friend gets closer and closer...but something strikes him as strange...

Mainly because the guy he's about to suck cock on has really bad PENIS ODOR!!

So while my friend is trying to suck on this guy's cock, he's having a hard time doing it, mainly because he said that this guy's dick really smelled like rotten eggs, a really acrid and putrid smell. So he tries to hold it in, lets this guy CUM IN HIS MOUTH...

My friend finally goes home and ends up taking a shower, since he feels very disgusted over the whole incident, and while in the shower, he VOMITS!! His dinner and the guy's cum ends up all over his shower floor...and he swears it was the guy's penis odor that did it for him...ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!

A lesson learned for everyone: please keep your genitals clean at all times!! Who knows when you're going to have someone eating them!!

Another Update - Sorry Again!!!

Hello everyone...

Please accept my humblest apologies, kick me in the ass for not writing in this blog. I've lost the drive to write about my sexcapades, even though there has been a few other guys out there that I need to add in here!! It's been pretty rough the past few months, I lost my job and now I'm back to square one of trying to find a new one. Luckily enough, I'll be starting a new job again this coming Monday, so I need to find the inspiration to write again.

To be honest, sometimes I feel like what I write doesn't amount to anything to anyone. It's as if sometimes I feel no one really cares about what I write, or when I write. I feed off of attention more than anything else. If anyone else cares about this blog, please encourage me! It's hard sometimes to write about my experiences, sometimes it gets too overwhelming sometimes to write every single thing I do...so I apologize again for this bit of a tirade...

Anyhoo...I'll start this back up again! I should be adding a few more posts, if anyone has missed me...I've missed you all too, I've just been in a bit of a funk, please forgive me...:-(