Sexperience #3: The Vagina Sessions

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Sexperience #2: The Blowjob Sessions Part II

MORE BLOWJOB SECRETS!! Here is part II of giving amazing head!

So it seems people didn't really believe me enough, which is why quite a number of you clicked on the first part of this series, and thanks!! Please feel free to comment/ask questions/think I'm full of shit/or thank me for the advice...LOL just kidding...thank you all for the support and the reads! Keep on coming!! (Yes, pun intended LOL)

Okay, it seems that you lived through BJ Session Part I. You tried them all, you think you know 'em, now you're stuck. Here are a few more tips on how to give a kick-ass-amazing BJ your man will BEG for you to stop torturing him and then come back for more...consider this blog as a way to correct womanhood, there is a way to deprogram the "I'm hot but I can't give head" syndrome that every woman out there has for some reason...

Okay, do you all remember about the perennium that I mentioned in the last post? That little spot of flesh underneath the balls that's near the buttcrack? Well, if you massage that spot right, you can get a guy to have his cock stand on attention like a soldier about to shoot his canon. LOL Don't press it too hard that he's going to be in pain, but push it firmly enough (as hard as you would squeeze his shaft, and eventually, his cock will be like a rocket about to shoot to the moon. This takes some practice, but you'll get it, just take some time to experiment where it is. Using your thumb is a good way of finding it, just probe around there, be gentle but firm all at the same time.

Another thing that girls don't realize is that the skin area crease where his thighs and pubic area meet - that is HIGHLY sensitive. He could be sitting down, standing up, or lying down, and if you're giving him a hand job while licking, nipping, and sucking that small skin crease, he will go nuts!! With the NYE 2009 guy, I actually did that move on him, and after a few minutes, he kept on saying, "Oh my god, I'm gonna come" three or four times...hehehehehe (I'm so evil...:-)) The inner thigh area and the under skin area under the knees is very sensitive too, so feel free to kiss, nip, (softly) bite, and lick those places too while you're playing with his cahoonas... If you're really brave, you may want to try to kiss/lick/nip/suck/bite his buttcheeks too, and possibly his anus (then again, I wouldn't really recommend that, and plus, he may not want you to touch him at his "exit only" hole, if he's straight).

Now, I'm actually going to bring in lube or oil into the picture for this particular move. Take a dab of lube or oil and massage it on your hands and his cock, then take his cock and hold it firmly (like you're giving a hand job) and then take the palm of your other hand, and then slowly move your palm on his head (as if you had a marble on a table and you were moving it in circles in the palm of your hand), and move it slowly, from left to right, towards him and away with you, adding slight pressure as you move your palm on his head. Make sure you have a pretty good grip on his shaft, because he'll start moving around a bit, guys have a hard time taking that in, they'll go a bit crazy with that move...heheheh

Here's a rather scary one for you all, who have not been able to do this, have seen this before, but are afraid you'd die from doing it: DEEP THROAT!! A lot of the blowjob pornos I've seen have girls not really going all the way down. Girls, I know this is a scary option, but guys are really impressed with you if you know how to DEEP THROAT. Now it is an optional thing, I don't think it does much to a guy except it really feels like his cock is in a fake vagina, so to speak. So here are a few tips on how to deep throat:

1. The thing that scares girls about deep throating is the fact that you will gag. (That is a fact of life, girls, deal with it) There are ways to control that and practice, without having to use a clean dildo or a real penis 10 times a day, such as: when you're brushing your teeth, use your toothbrush and slowly move it down your throat, as much as you can, before you gag. As you move your toothbrush down, keep your throat open (pretend you have a hard-boiled egg in your mouth, and it'll force the back of your mouth to widen). If you do this once a day, you'll notice in a few weeks or so that your gag reflex is getting under control.

2. When you're about to deep throat, remember to TAKE A DEEP BREATH before taking the plunge and shoving it down your throat. And if it you're first time, it's easier to do this by plunging it down your throat until you can't take anymore in there, then pulling back up once you can't hold your breath. Basically, when you deep throat, it cuts your breathing, so you can only stay down there for a few seconds before you realize you're not breathing. It hurts more when you slowly shove his cock down your throat, you lose more air that way, and it'll cause you to gag a lot faster.

3. If you can't take it in all at one time, and you start to gag, PULL OUT NOW!! Don't stay down there when you gag, you'll just hurt yourself (and him)...be careful!!

One more thing I may add is the subject is giving his cock a temperature sensation. What I mean by that is, having something in your mouth while giving him head, like an ice cube, peppermint candy, cough drops, or cinnamon candy. It'll give him a different sensation while you're giving him head. I've also tried alternating between hot and cold sensations, like switching from an ice cube to a hot drink, all within seconds. That is definitely not something for quickies, but it'll leave a lasting impression with him. :-)

Okay, there goes part II of the BJ Sessions. Please feel free to send me any comments or ask for clarification, I'm more than happy to help!! Thanks again for the read, and COME AGAIN!! :-D

Sexperience #1: The Blowjob Sessions Part 1

THE SECRETS OF GIVING GOOD HEAD!! REALLY!! (if you don't believe me then read on...)

A gay close friend and I had a recent discussion on the difference between blowjobs done by women and blowjobs done by men. It seems, that after the countless hours of research done on XTube that we've done, we were both in agreement that blowjobs done by men were 100% better than the ones dones by women. I mean, seriously, when you watch the ones done by women, half of the time you feel like they don't know what the hell they're doing. They're rolling their eyes up into their sockets, looking "sexy", but when it comes down to technique, they're all shit: they hit the wrong spots, their grip is too loose, there's no variety, all they do is swirl their sorry pink little tongues up and down that thing like it's a tall McDonald's ice cream cone. They seem so sloppy yet...careless...at the same time. Like a guy is going to come after a few licks here and there, a few haphazard wanks here and there, look up at him with your fake sexy eyes, and you think you've won him over. WRONG!!! There have been so many times where I've yelled at the computer screen, watching a woman give a blowjob, and yell, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, YOU BIMBO!! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!" And then I throw my fists in the air, grunt because I'm pissed off, and furrow my eyebrows because I'm embarrassed at the fact that there's another useless woman living on this gynormous world that can't even give good head, even on camera.

Now, when it comes to guy-on-guy blowjobs...wow...can I say "bow down"?? Now you KNOW when you see a guy giving a blowjob, he knows EXACTLY what to do: he's hitting the right spots, moving around different areas of the shaft, the penis, the head, the balls, a few spots here and there around the surrounding areas of the penis, and he's doesn't even do the usual girl move of "let me show you I'm sexy by looking up at you with my eyes half closed like I'm dead" or some shit like that. He just does his thing, rarely looks up, he just does his job and gets the job DONE!!

Now that's something to commend about. Bravo to the gay guy that knows how to handle his equipment. So...you ladies...here is a lesson on HOW TO GIVE A PROPER BLOWJOB:

Okay, you girls may think I'm nuts, but I'm really serious about this. In order for a guy to want to come back to you again (and believe me, this has never failed on my part, a guy who loved what you did will call and call you again for booty, no matter what), you need to know how to handle his equipment, his family jewels, his Joni and Chachis, WHATEVER: just learn how to do it right, please??

Okay, here is a short anatomy of a guy's penis: first, on top, you have the head. The head, on the bottom side of the penis, is connected to a long vein that runs underneath the penis and sticks out when he's hard. And that vein is part of the shaft, that runs all the way down to his balls. Underneath his balls, is a small area of skin that's called the perennium, which is where his prostate is located underneath the skin (more on the perennium on another post). Then, you get to his anus, or his butthole, and the surrounding area are his butt cheeks. Got it?

Most girls focus on the top of the head and swirl around on top of it. That, of course, is basic. But, if you notice, the head of the penis looks a little like a mushroom and potrudes out like a cone hat, right? Well, if you want to get his attention, you should focus on that area under his head, which is a little ridge of skin that connects to the shaft and the head. You do a little digging in there with the pointy part of your tongue, and he'll be majorly surprised.

Another thing that you can do on the head is focusing on the hole on top of the penis, prodding your way in and out with the tip of your tongue moments at a time, I've heard that that is another good sensation for guys as well.

As you dig your tongue in that hidden area, you'll noticed that when you get to the T-section where the vein meets the head, there's a bit of a knob that sticks out at the T-sections. If you flick your tongue on that small knob, the boys will go crazy, I guarantee it.

Things you can do on the vein: Basically, after he gets hard enough where you'll see the vein, focus on the vein for a while, like flicking it from side to side, use long strokes going up and down with your tongue, or pressing it (not hard, but firm, you don't want to hurt him) in increments as you go up and down on his shaft. It's a great way to get him surprised with new sensations as you massage his balls with your hands.

Next, comes the balls. You may be surprised, but guys really like it when girls mess with their balls, if handled properly. Every guy is different, but think of holding guy's balls like they were like holding lightbulbs...you have to hold them firmly, but if you hold them too tight, they'll break. Massaging one with your fingers in the palm of your hand while you're lightly sucking on the other is a good thing to do...and when I mean suck on them, suck on the skin, surrounding the ball, but not the ball itself - that would just hurt them in general. Be gentle, but firm. The guy will tell you if it's too much or too little, he'll guide you (if he's smart enough).

Now, here's a trick I like doing with guys while giving blowjobs (I call it the "Nympho Special"): every guy has an ultra-sensitive spot on his vein, and if you've been with this guy for a while, you'll know where it is. It would be located somewhere along the center of his vein. Your head would be lying on his stomach, and you're sucking the life out of his head, really sucking hard (but not enough to hurt him). You would take your two first fingers and place it on that sensitive spot on his vein, and you would rub it vigorously. Trust me, he will go nuts...TRUST ME!! :-D Just tell him the Closet Nympho told you...*wink wink*

Always remember to do VARIATION. When you're doing one thing, don't keep on doing it for minutes at a time. Remember, you have a lot of skin to cover, in comparison to girls. Guys get bored if you just do one thing on them. They like action, they like variety. They want to be brought to the brink by someone who knows what they're doing. So when you're sucking on his head, rub his shaft at the same time, or give his balls a massage. Don't do it for every single move you make, but keep in mind that you should, half of the time, be doing two things at once.

Whew! I know, I covered a lot of material today. Don't worry, there's more to come in another post. Questions? Comments? Let me know, I'd be more than happy to clarify anything here! Happy blowing!!